Woke up this morning and felt not too cool
´Cause everytime I tried to make my mouth move
The pain I´m having is so discomforting
Please make this suffering go away

I told my mom how I was feeling
And how long I´ve been dealing with it
Knew it was coming, but didn´t know how soon
She said I´ve reached another adolescent monsoon

OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Why can´t I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous
Why don´t you lend a helpin´ hand

He was a well-educated man, had his degree in medicine
I noticed his hairy hands...he was a very, very hairy man
He looked right down in, shook his head and then
said, "these teeth must be pulled right away!"

OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Why can´t I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous
Why don´t you lend a helpin´ hand
He turned around, rolled up his sleeve
I rolled my eyes then suddenly
A horrible pain grew, the next thing that I knew
The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth...OUT!
Well along with my teeth my money also left me
As he made out the bill, I was moaning
OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous
Where the hell is my prescription...of codeine?

But when will I speak,
how long until my mouth feels natural?
How long will they bleed,
when will they heal, where´s my real meal?
How do you feel? How do you feel?
How do you feel? How do you feel?

I feel good...I feel great...there´s no pain...there´s no ache
I feel good... I feel great...just let me recuperate

Because the codeine has left me drowsy,
leave me be...just let me sleep!