[Harry:]
Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn´t know who I am
And she doesn´t give a damn about me

[All:]
´Cause I´m just a teenage dirtbag baby
I´m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

[Niall:]
Her boyfriend´s a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he´d simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn´t know who I am
And he doesn´t give a damn about me

[All:]
´Cause I´m just a teenage dirtbag baby
I´m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

[Zayn:]
Oh, yeah, dirtbag,
No she doesn´t know what she´s missin´
Oh, yeah, dirtbag,
No she doesn´t know what she´s missin´

[Louis:]
Man I feel like mould
It´s prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She´s walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?

[Liam:]
I´ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don´t say maybe
I´m just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

[All:]
Oh yeah dirtbag,
No she doesn´t know what she´s missin´
Oh yeah dirtbag,
No she doesn´t know what she´s missin´