I wouldn´t wear, who wouldn´t wear
She didn´t wear, your dress

I wouldn´t wear your woman´s dress
And I wouldn´t look good in her dress
You see my wife and see my (???)
You don´t think so but I do

I wouldn´t wear, who wouldn´t wear
She didn´t wear, your dress

I know they are ripe tomatoes
Just what this town is due to burn
But this dress is another tone
The way you wear your dress is wrong
Don´t offend, you´re made of curves
You have your little head
One shade of a woman´s dress is
He wants to bring it down to you (???)

I wouldn´t wear, who wouldn´t wear
She didn´t wear, your dress

I wouldn´t wear your woman´s dress
And I wouldn´t look good in her dress
You asked me if I could handle that (???)
I wouldn´t wear your woman´s dress, no

I wouldn´t wear, who wouldn´t wear
She didn´t wear, your dress

A deadbeat (???) is having this (???)
A catastrophe, tampax cheeze-whiz (???)
I don´t know what to say but I think I´m gonna burst and
I wouldn´t wear your woman´s dress
And I wouldn´t look good in her dress
And you.. saw me.. oh yeah no

I wouldn´t wear, who wouldn´t wear
She didn´t wear, your dress

I wouldn´t wear your woman´s dress
And I wouldn´t look good in her dress
Gotta change, but I don´t wanna
Check it out, check it out, check it out

I wouldn´t wear, who wouldn´t wear
She didn´t wear, your dress

Get funky now..

I know they are ripe tomatoes
Just what this town is due to burn
But this dress is another tone
The way you wear your dress is wrong
Don´t offend, you´re made of curves
You have your little head
One shade of a woman´s dress is
He wants to bring it down to you (???)

I wouldn´t wear, who wouldn´t wear
She didn´t wear, your dress

No shoe-tale (???)

I wouldn´t wear, who wouldn´t wear
She didn´t wear, your dress

Pork chop (x3)