I have to admit
I´m an absolute shit
But at least you can´t call me
a hypocrite
I don´t want fame
or the critics´ acclaim
Take it from me
that´s a pointless game
I´ve got a minder
a chauffeur, a flunkey
´cause I´m the organ-grinder
not the monkey

Call me old-fashioned
At least I know what I like
Call me old-fashioned
If you´re so wet
Why don´t you get
on your bike?
Call me old-fashioned
At least I´m moving ahead
Call me old-fashioned
If I can´t charm you
I´ll just strong-arm you
to bed

The moment I see you with your trousers dropped
Will be as rewarding as just having shopped
All of the names that I´ve spent years collecting
They´re the only things that are worth respecting
Prada and Porsche and Philippe Starck
The only little problem is where to park

Call me old-fashioned
You´re all so quick to condemn
Call me old-fashioned
Until you learn
How much I earn
and I spend
Call me old-fashioned
and I´ve been called worse than muck
Call me old-fashioned
but understand
What I´ve got planned
won´t be luck

Sex is fun and sex sells, honey
A shiny dream to make me money
Where the sea is blue, the sky is sunny
Love is hot and suprisingly

Old-fashioned
I´ll make love down the phone
Call me tomorrow
I´ll give you breaks
I´ll be as long as it takes to your home
Call me old-fashioned
At least I´m moving ahead
Call me old-fashioned
If I can´t charm you
I´ll just strong-arm you
to bed

Where you can be
old-fashioned
with me