Parry Gripp: You take a
Bucket full of forks and a rusted oil drum,
And a broken carburetor stuck together with some gum,
Got a motor, and a floater, and a giant can of soda,
Uncle´s college sweatshirt, but it´s got a funny odor
You take a little here and you put it over there,
You can tie it all together with some fake gorilla hair,
And then...

You got a backyard hodge podge!
Kids: It´s a backyard hodge podge!
Parry: It´s a backyard hodge podge!
Kids: It´s a backyard hodge podge!

Parry: Well, we´ve got
A motorized spatula, a rubberized tarantula,
A weird potato chip that kind of looks like Dracula,
A locket, and a socket, and a shiny medal sprocket,
A slide without a ladder, and a Saturn V rocket,
You´ll ogle with your goggle stares and weld another solder
And your mind´ll truly boggle when it starts to weegle-woggle
Because...

It´s a backyard hodge podge!
Kids: Oo-ooh, it´s a backyard hodge podge!
Parry: It´s a backyard hodge podge!
Kids: Oo-ooh, it´s a backyard hodge podge!
Parry: It´s a backyard hodge podge!