Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do I know you?
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I´m you from another dimension.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so.


Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do you want some rice pudding?
Doofenshmirtz: Blech, no, that´s gross!
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It was a test. Almond brittle?
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most!
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Me too!

Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins?
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Both: Dominant race

I´ve been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That´s gonna happen.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): But now before me I see
Both: Someone with whom I agree
I´ve found a brand new best friend and it´s me
I´ve found a brand new best friend and it´s me

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, I thought I´d be taller
Doofenshmirtz: I´ve been told I slouch
I thought I´d have both my eyes, y´know...
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It´s in this pouch
Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!

Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can´t help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah...
Doofenshmirtz: [pause]...Nothing...

Doofenshmirtz: Do llamas weird you out?
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Oh, that´s right
Both: He played Meap!

Both:Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh
Both: And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I´ve found a brand new best friend and it´s me
I´ve found a brand new best friend and it´s me

Now that I´ve found you
We can be a duo
Doofenshmirtz: That´s right.
Both: Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension: What´s that, are we doing a TV show together?
Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should!
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, maybe we´re not so much alike.
Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! You´re the grumpy one. [Pokes him] Ah?