Buford: Well...

Van Stomms wake up better
Than anyone else on Earth
It´s because we have rules for sleeping
That we´ve seemed to know at birth

Rule One is to set the alarm clock
To precisely the proper hour!
And make sure you´ve got time to eat breakfast,
Get dressed, brush your tooth, and maybe a shower.
We´re careful with our alarm clocks,
We´re not sloppy like those other chumps
´Cause Rule Two´s if you mess up and set it too early
You show up and takes your lumps