My baby said she don´t want to see my face
She kicked me right on out of her place
Now I´m back with the band and my girl is long gone
She broke my heart bad so I wrote down this song
I´m about as sad as they come
Yea, I´m stupid, stoned and dumb
I´m a pretty pitiful sight
Lately I can´t get myself right
Boys, I can´t get this girl out of my head
I just know she´s got another man in her bed
They said "Bret, let us give you some advice"
In Hollywood love don´t come easy, it comes at a price

So your girlfriend is a dancer, she makes love for money
Used to get it free, we really think you´re lucky
Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus
Don´t break your heart or you´ll end up like us

So you got dumped
Don´t feel ashamed
We got a little something something, gonna ease your pain
So I toke and I snort and I smoke and I sniff
By the way what day is this

You´re a natural born loser, don´t you understand
That´s why you´re born to sing in a rock n roll band
Born to feel the pain and write sad songs
With losers like us this is where you belong

You´re a natural born loser, don´t you understand
That´s why you´re born to sing in a rock n roll band
Born to feel the pain and write sad songs
With losers like us this is where you belong

The band was making it big, I was making the scene
Drive big cars and make some green
Wrote a big hit, a number one song
But by then, my girl was long gone

So your girlfriend is a dancer, she makes love for money
Used to get it free, we really think you´re lucky
Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus
Don´t break your heart or you´ll end up like us

You´re a natural born loser, don´t you understand
That´s why you´re born to sing in a rock n roll band
Born to feel the pain and write sad songs
With losers like us this is where you belong