Once upon a time in the Land of Fever
There lived a scarlet pussy
This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother
Who wouldn´t let another pet her
Unless he was qualified
Every first of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that´s when the neighborhood d-d-dogs
They´d line up around the block
Meow!

When my little scarlet feline roars
The locals come around (Come around)
When they see the scarlet light
They know it´s time 2 come chase her down (Chase her down)

Lo and behold - the fantastical way in which their bodies groove
My Scarlet Pussy´s furry magic alters any mood (Scarlet Pussy, hey)
It´s cool (Scarlet Pussy, yeah)
Ahh, pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?

CHORUS:
She can make U crazy if U´re 2 close 2 her heat
She can make U sad when U´re happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy

Every dog would try his lines 2 get Pussy´s attention (Hey, baby!)
All they want is so exposed in ways 2 gross 2 mention (Eew!)
Green virgin teenager or filthy rich yuppie?
Pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?
(Scarlet Pussy)

She can make U crazy if U´re 2 close 2 her heat
She can make U sad when U´re happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy

Meow {x2}
Now what´s going on?
I don´t know, man, look out!
Somebody come get this meow-meow off my leg! (Purr)
Meow! (Hiss hiss!)

Scarlet Pussy
Pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?
Meow

CHORUS

All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy

She can make U happy, she can make U sad
She can make U crazy (Crazy)
She can make U shiver from your head down 2 your feet
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!)

CHORUS