Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
I´m on my way to stardom
I know I´m ready I know I´m great
But first I´ve got to get in shape

Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear
Gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he´s the champion
Gonna take his belt and beat him!

I´m the crusher king of the ring
I´m the crusher king of the ring
I´m the crusher king of the ring
I´m the crusher king of the ring

I´m ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you´re my victim you´re beaten
I´m a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like King Kong

I´m the crusher king of the ring
I´m the crusher king of the ring
I´m the crusher king of the ring
I´m the crusher king of the ring

Started having seconds thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell
I mean the Russian Bear could probably
Tear me limb from limb

He´d probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not good for my healthy
I´m not coming out of the dressing room
And get beaten up by that goon

Go back to Russia go back home!
Don´t wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
Ain´t gonna hide under the bed

I´m the crusher king of the ring (4x)
I´m the crusher