Bubba is a friend, he´s a beer drinkin´ buddy of mine
But lately somethin´s happened that ain´t hard to define
Bubba´s got himself a cousin and I´m gonna make her mine

And she´s brushin´ both his teeth
And she´s makin´ him biscuits and gravy I just know it
And she´s lovin him in that double wide late late at night

Y´know, I wish that I had Bubba´s girl
I want Bubba´s girl
Why can´t I find a cousin like that?
Like bubbas girl
I want I want Bubba´s girl
Why can´t I find a cousin like that!

Hey!