All dressed in white
come before you, come before you
confused, confused

You study hard and go west
You´ll go far, little girl.
Now try hard and be the best
The best in all the world.
You can create a demand
For this your special skill.
You will be healing the ill.
It´s surgery, but with no knife.
She´ll make a great LeechWife.

You get the suckers to suck
To suck out what is bad.
´Cause this is science not luck.
Luck is not what you´ve had.
But now you´ve brought yourself up.
Surprise your Mom and Dad
With this, your special skill.
You will be improving your life.
She´ll make a great LeechWife

You don´t need no Nu-Age crap.
Good sense is what it makes.
You´ll learn it in no time flat.
One leech is all it takes.
It sucks the blood till it´s fat.
It´s found in ponds and lakes.
The dried up skin then turns black.
You can can be one of the fakes
The quacks and the riff-raff.
She´s honing her LeechCraft.

All healed and none killed.
Leech empty, leech filled.
She´s honing her LeechCraft skills.
Just think of the folks that she will heal.
She´ll make a great LeechWife.