Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It´s suing season,
And I am broke

Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

Sometimes you´ve got to get the joke
It´s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can´t change how it´s wrote

Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn´t know.

Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.

Sometimes you´ve got to get the joke
It´s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can´t change how its wrote.

And when my ship comes in, she´ll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.

Sometimes you´ve got to get the joke,
It´s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can´t change how it´s wrote.

Sometimes you´ve got to get the joke,
It´s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can´t change how it´s wrote.