Hello. Did you miss me?
I know I´m hard to resist
Y´all can come and help me
Pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It´s hard to be humble
When you´re so fucking big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

I´m gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAP´s
Come take a piece of me

If you drop me
I´ll fall to pieces on you
If you don´t see me
I don´t exist
It´s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met
The world´s most handsome man
The world´s most handsome man

Y´all know who I am
I´m still the boy next door
That´s if you´re Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If I´ve gone up in the world
Or is the world gone down on me
I´m the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it
What´s the point in hating me
You can´t argue with popularity
Well you could
But you´d be wrong

If you drop me
I´ll fall to pieces on you
If you don´t need me
I don´t exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Keeping for your stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
Though it´s not for me
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
Then I´m out of here
It´s not very complicated
I´m just young and overrated

Please don´t drop me
I´ll fall to pieces on you
If you don´t see me
I don´t exist
It´s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met
Please don´t drop me
I´ll fall to pieces on you
If you don´t need me
I don´t exist
It´s nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
Cause you just met
The world´s most handsome man
The world´s most handsome man
The world´s most handsome man