Me no bubbletious
Me smoke heavy tar
Me be groovin´ slowly where you are
Notify your next of kin
´Cause you´re never coming back
I´ve been dropping beats since Back in Black

And we´ll paint by numbers
´Til something sticks
Don´t mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(You´ll be doin´ it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
´Cause the kids are alright

You´ve got a reputation
Well I guess that can be explored
You´re dancing with the chairman of the board
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
The purpose of a woman is to love her man

And we´ll paint by numbers
´Til something sticks
Don´t mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(Doin´ it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
´Cause the kids are alright

I´m gonna give it all of my loving
It´s gonna take up all of my love
I´m gonna give it all of my loving
It´s gonna take up all of my love
I´m gonna give it all of my loving
It´s gonna take up all of my love
I´m gonna give it all of my loving
It´s gonna take up all of my love

Come down from the ceiling
I didn´t mean to get so high
I couldn´t do what I wanted to do
When my lips were dry
You can´t just up and leave me
I´m a singer in a band
Well I like drummers baby
You´re not my bag

Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You´ll be doin´ it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah

Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You´ll be doin´ it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah

I´m an honorary Sean Connery, born ´74
There´s only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain´t no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don´t know, yeah, probably
I´ve been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I´m down for ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me