Oh, I´m your new best mate
Help me self-medicate
Things can all look great

Stopped in this town to quench my thirst
The bad man got here first
Then the bubble burst

Who´s telling stories

I can´t handle shit
And it´s beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me

My love life´s gone stiff
Don´t know who I´ve been with
And I´m gonna take it cos they wanna give
Can you blame me?

Don´t need to spend my bread
People do that for me instead
Must be thinking that I´ll wake up dead
In the morning

I can´t handle shit
And it´s beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me

You´ve got a powerful lawyer

Well I´ve got money for ya
I know why I appall ya
But I fucked your daughter

I got friends stay up till the end
Try to screw me or my girlfriend
Until I´m not the latest trend
Fetch me butler

I can´t handle shit
And it´s beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me

I can´t handle shit
Kill me or cure me

I can´t handle shit