[spoken]
Robbie: (american accent) Johnny and Robbie
Jonathon: What you talking like that for, you´re from Stoke!
Robbie: I dunno but I can´t stop here pally

Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall
Like the seashore clings to the sea
Like you´ll never get rid of your shadow
You´ll never get rid of me

Let all the others fight and fuss
Whatever happens, we´ve got us.

[Me and my shadow]
We´re closer than pages that stick in a book
We´re closer than ripples that flow in a brook
[Strolling down the avenue]
Wherever you find him, you´ll find me, just look
Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza

Me and my shadow
We´re closer than smog to all of L.A.
We´re closer than Ricky to confessing he´s gay??
Not a soul can bust this team in two
We stick together like glue

And when it´s sleeping time
That´s when we rise
We start to swing
Our clocks don´t chime
What a surprise
They ring-a-ding-ding!
Happy New Year!

[Me and my shadow]
And now to repeat what I said at the start
They´ll need a large crowbar to break us apart
We´re alone but far from blue

Before we get finished, we´ll make the town roar
We´ll hit a few late spots, and then a few more
We´ll wind up at Stringy´s and maybe? show
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!

[spoken]
Jonathon: Can we do that again
Robbie: No, I´m too tired
Jonathon: Please Rob
Robbie: No, I´m swung out
Jonathon: I´ll give you some money
Robbie: I don´t need money
Jonathon: What about a cup of tea
Robbie: Not thirsty
Jonathon: I´ll won´t tell anyone you´re gay.
(Both Laugh)

Before we get finished, we´ll make the town roar
We´ll hit all the late spots, and then a few more
We´ll wind up at Stringy´s and maybe? show
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!