i´m a gigolo, i´m joseph, i´m a sad lad in song
i´m everybody that i know
and being known for being wrong

and if i´m not mistaken
this is my heart breaking
i´m the man that threw it all away

destiny is calling, telling me to be boring
and i don´t care anyway,
gonna be nobody someday
gonna be nobody someday

i´m the demon that you fear
i´m the joker, i´m the thief
i´m the lonesome cowboy ridin´
i´m the indian chief

gotta watch my figure
boy, if i get much bigger
they´ll stick a pin in me
and i´ll blow away

but i get richer
while they take my picture
taking my soul away
gonna be somebody someday
gonna be nobody someday

i´m a moonlight serenade
i´m your bed when you are cold
i´m the captain of Titanic
i´m the passenger in the hall

from the way i´m thinking
we´ll both be sinking
i knew before we sailed away

hit the tip of my eagle
it´s all you saw anyway
gonna be nobody someday
gonna be somebody
gonna be somebody, la la la