People will know when they see this show
The kind of a guy I am
They´ll recognize just what I stand for and what I just can´t stand
They´ll perceive what I believe in
And what I know is true
And they´ll recognize I´m a one man guy
Always was through and through

People meditate
Hey that´s just great
Trying to find the inner you
People depend on family and friends
And other folks to pull them through

I don´t know why I´m a one man guy
Or why I´m a one man show
But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are all I love and know

´Cause I´m a one man guy in the morning
Same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one man tune

One man guy a one man guy
Only kind of guy to be
I´m a one man guy
I´m a one man guy
I´m a one man guy is me

I´m gonna bathe and shave
And dress myself and eat solo every night
Unplug the phone, sleep alone
Stay way out of sight
Sure it´s kind of lonely
Yeah it´s sort of sick
Being your own one and only
Is a dirty selfish trick

´Cause I´m a one man guy in the morning
Same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one man tune
One man guy a one man guy
Only kind of guy to be
I´m a one man guy
I´m a one man guy
I´m a one man guy is me