when the gang sees me coming
they laugh at me so
but there´s one thing honey
that the gang don´t know
and that´s

I can´t help it baby
If I gopher you

if you ask for a mountain
I´ll bring Mount Everest
if you ask for an ocean
I´ll just? the Atlantic
because

I can´t help it baby
If I gopher you

they call me a gopher
because I gopher you
and the little things you say to me
well
but if a gopher gophers what he likes
a gopher I wanna be for you baby

if you ask for a million?
I´ll give you a dollar bill
if you don´t believe it try me
and see if I will
because

I can´t help it baby
If I gopher you