When I was eight years old,
Before puberty took hold,
I thought I´d end up beside a princess bride
And love was indivisible.
Never mind how my taste reflects
A disturbing oedipal complex,
It´s not awkward girl,
The compliments are coming next.

You´re no witch,
You´re no wench,
You´re like Bjork with better fashion sense,
So I phone 50-Cents
And I´m building up my confidence.
Respect to your work,
You´re an artist, I´m a silly jerk.
I think that dynamic could work.

So work it.

I have a total crush on you, baby
And I can´t let it go, oh no.
I have a total crush on you, baby
Baby, if only I could let you know.

When we spoke, no joke
I started shedding slutty girls like snakeskin,
My collection acquired through shallow misdirection
And as I drive tonight,
West coast sky daring me to try,
I feel alive tonight,
The possibility that I´m your guy.

Though I suffer from dyslexia
And mild manorexia,
My hair cannot commit to one popular genre of music
And though they all claim
That a girl can´t take her boy´s last name
Or end up divorced and estranged.

I´m counting on you.

I have a total crush on you, baby
And I can´t let it go, oh no.
I have a total crush on you, baby
Baby, if only I could...

Your other suitors are no poets
They´re only actors who can play guitar
Have I won your heart?
They´re not students or screenwriters
They´re only models that they taught to read
Love, would you agree?

I have a total crush on you, baby.
And I can´t let it go, oh no
I have a total crush on you, baby
Baby, if only I could...

Quite sure you love me, Sherri
Quite sure I love you too
We´ll each should make a verbal agreement
To only kiss each other
Because one time, beneath the sky
Outside my New York pigsty
I saw a vision of you and I

Ha ha!

Did it hurt?
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, girl?

Did it hurt?
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, girl?

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