Did you know that there are people in the world
Annoyed with all the other people in the world
And of all these angry people in the world
I am the angriest boy

When I was spat onto the earth in a stream of guts
By mother nature that green eyed slut
I wasn´t the first to get forced from her cut
One to whom I still shall stay stuck.
Staring from the cradle my eyes take in
The baby speak of my brain-dead kin
The goo-goo goggles reflecting the grin
of a chub-faced alien

Well if you think I´m being harsh,
Well baby keep on counting stars

Cause I hate everyone,
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
Upon this cursed earth

Then I grew a few hairs where the sun don´t shine
Packed me in a classroom to count the time
Studying the history of mens minds
Chasing tail and committing hate crimes
Recipe Girl with the gas-guzzlers
Forced myself to fall in love with her
She was so strung out, she swear it never occurred
The honky king went back on his word

The next one did the same
The blind leading the lame

All together now
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
Upon this cursed earth

How does it make you feel to be wanted? (whoa)
How does it make you feel to be one of many?
how does it make you feel to be blinded? (whoa)
How does it make you feel? (2x)

I hate actors who seem genuine
i hate my ex-girlfriend, though she´s feminine
I hate the singer with the denim shit
I hate everyone
I hate the hospital in texas
I hate the rapper in the Lexus
I hate the pills I ate for breakfast

I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone

Cause, admired in hypocrisy
Yet I´m still down with JC
I guess that everyone includes me
(I hate everyone)
And that´s why I´m a humanist