It´s too much to do on my own.
My friends, i need you now.
I´m sorry that i wrecked that tour for us.
The drugs left me wigging out on the bus.

I´m snapping into slim jims
and out to save some souls.
If i can´t do my job, my god, what am i even here for?

I want to be back in the van,
where evil never would,
nor could,
nor should,
ever understand.
Back in the van.
It´s anything but their outrageous grandstand.

[Spoken:]
"Dude, I know you´ve got your problems, we all do."
"I´m here with you man we´ve been in this band forever,
don´t let it go, man."
"Max, I will sell you this Xanax for 5 dollars, okay,
and we can go to the Waffle House and talk about aliens it´ll be chronic!"

Cause if you want it
then come and get it
we´re all with you now
we´re all with you now

Cause if you fake it
then you can make it
we´re all with you now
we´re all with you

I want to be back in the van,
where evil never would,
nor could,
nor should,
ever understand.
Back in the van.
It´s anything but their outrageous grandstand.

Forever yours i am,
like the ocean to the sand.
Forever in debt to my band,
like i´m in the palm of your hand.
Though i´m forever wondering why
like a skeptic to the sky
Forever yours and yours
and yours and yours i am,
goodbye.

I want to be back in the van,
where evil never would,
nor could,
nor should,
ever understand.
Back in the van.
It´s anything but their outrageous grandstand.