I´m a kleptomaniac, and I am proud to say that I´m also a hypochondriac
As well so tell me what to do, ooh
I´m scared of going outside coz I could catch a cold, I´ll catch another´s cold
I´m desperate to be arrested coz I´m so unsure of what I might do

Save me, before I break the law again
God save me before I make another sin

Now I´m getting treated for my mental illnesses
And every night I lock the door to my little lover self
But I forgot to tell I´m also claustrophobic

Save me, save me before my head explodes
Save me, save me so I can break my mental code

Now I´m starting to get well,
But still i´m scared coz every time I see her child I get erections

So please, save me, save me before my head explodes
Now save me, so I can break my mental code
Now save me, save me before I break the law
Oh save me so I can break my mental code (my mental code)
Save me from myself
Save me
God save me from myself
Oh won´t you save me?