It´s not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don´t four-letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I´ve forgotten
Curled up died and now it´s rotten

I´m not a gangster tonight
Don´t want to be a bad guy
I´m just a loner baby
And now you´re gotten in my way

I can´t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you´ll probably go to heaven
Please don´t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It´s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We´re going for a ride

It´s a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you´d be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn´t like you
Dancing jigs until I´m crippled
Slug ten drinks I won´t get pickled

I´ve got to hand it to you
You´ve played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you´ve made me angry

I can´t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you´ll probably go to heaven
Please don´t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It´s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We´re going for a ride

Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I wont deny I´m gonna miss you when you´re gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I´m sleeping
That´s why

I can´t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you´ll probably go to heaven
Please don´t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It´s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We´re going for a ride