Give me a job
The one I havn´t got
Don´t write me off at anytime
Don´t ever leave me unsatisfied
I don´t wanna come in a second
I just wanna come
Don´t wanna be the last in line
Don´t wanna be just left behind

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to throw my dog a bone
That´s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters In capital letters

Isn´t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He´s got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
Isn´t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He´s a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)

Don´t tell me I´m small
An inch too short
I might not be your size but I´m sure great
And definitely underpaid
So give me a job
The one I haven´t got
Don´t tell me I´m too poor to join the club
To hang out with the big shots

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to give my dog a bone
That´s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters In capital letters

Isn´t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He´s got no job, got no blow, got no Monica to go to)
Isn´t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He´s a V.I.P. wannabe, all he ever wants is)
Isn´t it fun fun fun to be number one
Isn´t it fun fun fun yeah to be number one
(He´s a V.I.P. wannabe all he ever wants is)
To be number one

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to throw my dog a bone
That´s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters In capital letters

Isn´t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He´s got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
Isn´t it fun fun fun yeah to be number one
(He´s a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)

Isn´t it fun fun fun to be number one
Isn´t it fun fun fun fun to be number one
To be number one
(Fun, fun, fun)
To be number one
To be number one
(He´s got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
To be number one
To be number one
(He´s a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)
To be number one
To be number one
(He´s got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
Yeah