She´s got the kind of look
That defies gravity
She´s the greatest cook
And she´s fat free

She´s been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She´s got the perfect friends
Oh, isn´t she cool

She practices Thai Chi
She´d never lose that nerve
She´s more than you deserve
She´s just far better than me

Hey, hey

So don´t bother
I won´t die of deception
I promise you won´t ever see me cry
Don´t feel sorry

And don´t bother
I´ll be fine, but she´s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don´t bother
Be unkind

I´m sure she doesn´t know
How to touch you like I would
I´d beat her at that one good
And don´t you think so?

She´s almost six feet tall
She must thing I´m a flea
I´m really a cat you see
And it´s not my last life at all

Hey, hey

So don´t bother
I won´t die of deception
I promise you won´t ever see me cry
Don´t feel sorry

And don´t bother
I´ll be fine, but she´s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don´t bother
Be unkind

For you I´d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I´d file my nails
So they don´t hurt you
I lose those pounds
Learn about football
If it made you stay
But you won´t
But you won´t

So don´t bother
I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine
I promise you won´t ever see me cry
And after all, I´m glad that I´m not your type
I promise you won´t ever see me cry

So don´t bother
I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine, I´ll be fine
I promise you won´t ever see me cry
And after all, I´m glad that I´m not your type
(Not your type, not your type, not your type)
I promise you won´t ever see me cry