Look at me, I´m gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup
I bend to get the paper, every neighbor´s tryin´ to check me out
Look at me, I´m lovely as I wave beside my Minivan
Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can

God bless the American housewife
(How she does it all I´ll never know)
God bless the American housewife
(She could use a miracle for sure)
God bless the American housewife
(Cleanin´ up the world for you and me)
God bless the American housewife

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)

Look at how my children play Commando in the Cul-de-sac
Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack
Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things
Have to call the plummer ´cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring

God bless the American housewife
(How she does it all I´ll never know)
God bless the American housewife
(She could use a miracle for sure)
God bless the American housewife
(Cleanin´ up the world for you and me)
God bless the American housewife

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)

Look at me, I´m beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves
Look how my Tiara can be bent back to the shape it was
I can do the laundry and make dinner while I´m on the phone
Look at me, I´m sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn

God bless the American housewife
(How she does it all I´ll never know)
God bless the American housewife
(She could use a miracle for sure)
God bless the American housewife
(Cleanin´ up the world for you and me)
God bless the American housewife

Oh, oh, God bless the American housewife