No more maybes
Your baby´s got rabies
Sitting on a ball
In the middle of the Andes

Yeah, I´m a freak of nature
Yeah, I´m a freak

If only I could be as cool as you
As cool as you

Body and soul, I´m a freak

Try to be different
Well get a different disease
Seems it´s in fashion
To need the coldsore cream

I don´t really know
How to put on a ´cool´ show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go

If only I could be as cool as you

Freak