Zoned out afternoon
Let´s catch "who´s on top of whom"
Tell it like it is
´Cause it isn´t anyway

Much to my surprise
I caught it right between the thighs
My sweet little sister
Was layin´ me away

My jaw dropped dead to the table
She put my cool in shock
Crack kills and blood spills baby
But psychos, dykes and transvestites
Are on the choppin´ block

Oh no - I saw my baby
on the creepshow
Out on - spillin´ my guts on the news
Oh no - I caught my woman
on the creepshow
Hit me with a shovel ´cause I can´t
belive that I dug you

She filled my boots with lead
Was it something that I said
A picture paints a thousand ugly words

Baby´s acting tough
Check out my fisticuffs
That´s just what she deserves

I can´t flip from the station
Can´t unplug what´s done
Her six-foot-deep temptation
She nicked my shin, and then
kicked me in,
And then she buried me for fun

Oh no - I saw my baby
on the creepshow
Out on - spillin´ my guts on the news
Oh no - I caught my woman
on the creepshow
Hit me with a shovel ´cause I can´t
belive that I dug you

My jaw dropped dead to the table
She put my cool in shock
Crack kills and blood spills baby
But psychos, dykes and transvestites
Are on the choppin´ block