(Holder/Lea)
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Good! Then we´ll begin... (spoken)
There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile
He had a crooked stick
And oh boy how it cramped his stily
Well did ya mamma ever tell ya
Them kookie little nurs ´ry rhymes
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Supposed to get some water
They stayed up there a long time
Doing what they shouldn´t ought-a

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Did ya mamma ever tell ya
Them funky little nurs´ ry rhymes.
And when you got a little older
Did you learn to read between the lines
What did ya mamma ever tell ya
´bout the A´s and B´s and C´s
Did she ever tell ya
´bout the birds and the bees.
S´ay mamma ever tell ya
You were brought by the stork
And how you could run before you could walk?

Mary had a little lamb, his feet we´re black as coal
He even followed her to bed
The naughty little soul did ya
Mamma ever tell ya
Them kookie little nurs´ry rhymes
Little Jackie Horner sitting quite in his corner
How´d he get that name
Doing what he shouldn´t ought-a

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R E P E A T

Solo
How about that oldie lady who was living in a shoe
She had so many children
She knew how and what to do - oh

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R E P E A T

How you could run, how you could run,
How you could run before you could walk yeah!