(Holder & Lea)
Oh I don´t complain when she squeezes me
Cos she´s heavy
And I don´t complain when she teases me
Cos she´s heavy
Oh I don´t complain when she turns up late
Asks me out I don´t hesitate
Got a lot more loving with a lot more weight

Chorus:
And she´s heavy, and she´s heavy
And she´s heavy, and she´s heavy

Oh I don´t object when she cooks a lot
Cos she´s heavy
And I don´t object when she calls the shots
Cos she´s ready
She might need to lose just a pound or two
The lady knows how to bill and coo
Got so much more I can hold on to

Chorus

No no no, no more tonight
I can see what you bin saving
No no no, no more tonight
I can see you´re misbehaving

When her temper rises she can shake the ground
And she´s heavy
And there´s plenty there to put your arms around
And she´s ready
Her profile leaves you in no doubt
It´s hard to handle such a big amount
See her through my eyes it´s what´s inside that counts