Everywhere has a wheeler an´ dealer raised in the back streets of town
Everywhere has a spieler who´s a clown

Every haunt has a hustler an´ bustler born with the tongue of a snake
Every haunt has a muscler on the make

Chorus
Them kinda monkeys can´t swing and them birdies can´t sing
If them pigs could fly maybe they´d fly away from me

Everywhere has a ducker an´ diver doin´ his best to impress
Everywhere has a sciver in a mess

Every place has a joker at poker born with a marked deck of cards
Every place has a smoker in the yards