Walkin´ down the street and everybody´s starin´
Just jealous of what I´m wearin´
That´s right it´s a fanny pack, bitches
Hot pink and matches my britches

You´re thinking "that guy´s insane
Damn, what´s his name? What´s wrong with his brain?"
I´m perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need´s just one zip away

My fanny pack, my fanny pack is all I need
It´s on my waist while I shower and while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good every day
It holds me tight and keeps the Boogie Man away

You can´t mess with my fanny pack, I´m a maniac
It´s a fact, you better watch your back
Packs more than a back pack
One time i looked inside and I found an iMac

Only tough guys wear fanny packs
Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris and this guy...
Diss me and you better watch your back
I´ll smack you with my 20 pound fanny pack

I´ve been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite

Makes great gifts for the holidays
"It´s my d*** in a pack, babayyyy"
If you talk smack, I´ll put you in my sack
What´s this? It´s midget in my fanny pack