Well, I killed my dad
In a con gone bad
Nearly drank myself to death
But when he died he said Lou had the cake
So I caught a bus headin´ west

I saw the numbers running through a small cafe
And I knew I´d find my Uncle Lou
That´s when Ed stepped up
He said pick a card
Shape the con before it shapes you

Who sent ya´?
Sam fuckin´ Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya´?

Who sent ya´?
Who sent ya´?
Sam fuckin´ Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya´?

Now I met my uncle for the very first time
And he sent me on a con with Ed
So we came callin´ on his girl Diane
A blone girl dressed in red
I guess pigeon dropping was the name of the game
And I had to pay my dues
Well fun time
Family fun was the plan
Shape the con before it shapes you

Who sent ya´?
Sam fuckin´ Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya´?

Who sent ya´ baby girl?
Sam fuckin´ Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya´?

Sam Peckinpah tried to choke Eddie out
But he cut him from ear to ear
Then he grabbed old Lou said
"We fuck now"
On his face a twisted jeer
He took old Lou to the same cafe´
Eddie couldn´t have been much higher
When he tied him up
It was his intent
To put his head in that deep fryer
Well, Diane told me
I tackled Ed
As we did a little wiggle and dance
When we were done Ed got a hot head
WELL VIVA LA FUCKIN´ FRANCE MAN!

Someone tryin´ to kill me man
(They´re trying to kill you Eddie)
The fucking eggars(?)

Someone tryin´ to kill me man
(They´re trying to kill you Eddie)
The fucking eggars
Guess they may be friends(for Ed)
(All fuckin´ summer long sugar)

Who sent you?
Sam fuckin´ Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya´?
Who sent ya´ baby girl?
Sma fuckin´ Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya´?

You shape the con or It´ll shape you
You shape the con
You shape the con or It´ll shape you
You shape the con

Praise fucking God!