Saddam :
Some people say that I´m a bad guy.
They may be right, they may be right.
But it´s not as if I don´t try.
I just fuck up, try as I might.
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
I´ll open up my heart and I will share it. Any minute now, I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I´ve been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim. Yes I´m insane, but it´s okay ´cause I can change!

It´s not my fault that I´m so evil.
It´s society. Society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive.
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it.
I´ll open up my heart and I will show it.
Any minute now, I will be born again.

Satan:
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam:
Ey, Satan! Don´t be such a twit!
Mother Teresa won´t have shit on me!
Just watch. Just watch me change!
Here I go, I´m changing!