Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.

Cancer is killing
Texaco´s spilling
The whole world´s gone to hell
But how are you?

I´m super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn´t be better I must say

I´m feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you´re
Don´t you think I look cute in this hat

I´m so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can´t feel too bad for you right now.
Because I´m feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can´t walk
Can´t bring me down

[Background singers:]
He´s super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn´t be better he must say

[Big Gay Al:]
I´m super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you´re
Don´t you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue

I´m super

[Background singers:]
In the barracks and the trenches as well

[Big Gay Al:]
Stick ´em up.

[Background singers:]
Big Gay Al says do ask do tell

[Big Gay Al:]
Skittles

[Background singers:]
Yes he´s super and he´s proud to be gay

[Big Gay Al:]
OK

[Background singers:]
Everything is super when you´re gay!
When you´re gay!