Mr Mackey :
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmmkay,
But it´s when you do these things too much
That you´ve become an addict and must get back in touch.

You can do it. It´s all up to you, mmmkay?
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don´t have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you will say,
"It´s easy, mmmkay."

Step 1: instead of "ass", say "buns"
Like "kiss my buns" or "You´re a buns-hole"
Step 2: instead of "shit", say "poo"
As in "bull-poo," "poo-head" and "this poo is cold"
Step 3: with "bitch", drop the t,
´Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
Step 4: don´t say "fuck" anymore,
´Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
So just use the word "M´kay."

Les enfant, (Mr Mackey):
We can do it. It´s all up to us, mmm-kay.
(Mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today.
(You can change it today)

We don´t have to spend our lives shootin´ up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for cash.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
"It´s easy, mmmkay."

- (Step 1)
- Instead of "ass", say "buns",
- Like "kiss my buns"
- Or "You´re a buns-hole"
- (Step 2)
- Instead of "shit", say "poo",
- As in "bull-poo", "poo-head!"
- And "this poo is cold"
- (Step 3)
- With "bitch", drop the t,
´cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
- (Step 4)
- Don´t say "fuck" anymore,
´cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
"Fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
We shouldn´t say "fuck," no, we shouldn´t say "fuck." Fuck, no!

We don´t have to spend our lives shootin´ up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for cash.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
"It´s easy, mmmkay."
It´s easy, mmmkay.
(It´s easy, mmmkay)
It´s easy, mmmkay.
( It´s easy, mmmka-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaay!)
It´s easy, mmm… It´s easy, mmm… It´s easy, mmmkay!
(Mmmkay! Mmmkay. Mmmkay.)