Stan :
Theres a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Ohhh, the snows pure and white
On the earth rich and brown
Just another sunday morning
In my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the 3 feet of the snow mean
This is a day when its hard to wear a frooooown
All the happy people stop to say hello!
Even though the temperature is low
Its a perfect Sunday morning
In my quiet little mountain town

[...]

Sharon :
Oh what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus, he´s tender and mild
He´d a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!

[...]

Stan :
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don´t care
It´s a sea of smiles inwhich we´d be glad to drown

Kenny :
Mmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmmm
Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm

Stan :
Thats´ right!
It´s sunday morning
In our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooown!

[...]

Mme Broflovski :
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life´s a complete disgrace
Thats why I moved
To this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town

[...]

Stan, Kyle, Cartman et Kenny :
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
Cuz the movies teach us what our parents don´t have time to say!!
And this movie´s gonna make our lives complete!
Cuz Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet
Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash
MMmm! moutain town!