My baby´s nice, she´s so polite.
She says "please", when she ask me
Stay the night
She´s around the house, she love me so.
She pickin´ up a little bit of my
Rising, rising dough.
Good lordy god, my gosh all mighty,
Her booty fine, and it´s trimmed so tidy,
Horseradish, mama, just a smidge,
Spend a whole lotta time peekin´ into
Her big old kitchen fridge.

Gotta love it, it´s my duty
She gotta big fat funky booty,
Not above it, makes me moody
Whole mess of big fat funky booty

Waoh! sweet sugar plum
I´m crippled, blind, a little deaf and dumb.
It´s wonderful, could I get a little more?
´Cause it´s about as wide as my big old garage door.
We´re in bed and it´s late at night, she put her
Arms around me and she hold me tight
But I say, “No baby, no baby, no,
But I sure could use a bit of your funky booty though."