I-I´m Peter Sparker, Spiderman S-Sent me
He does know Spiderman, he´s cool!
Knowing Spiderman does NOT make him cool!

I´m the broke moocher you don´t wanna wake up with
But on mics? I´m realer than some a-cup tits
It´s like I found out the weed was my first cousin
Cuz after I get it, we break up quick
They say I don´t measure up I got more lines than a yard stick
and you´re just trying to make out with a whip you´re a car kiss (carcass)
1, 2, 3 I went to preschool
Tell me what´s new to brag about so I can be cool
I lay lower than the bassline´s dealer
cuz the humbugs numb in their great-rhyme-feelers
You can play "Who´s Snapback´s Tealer"
I´m just trying to put it into words.
You should get some v-necks some kleenex
You all look crestfallen get back to yes y´all-in´
Still hungry as a kid I wasn´t fed right
My clique´s so ill I´m browsing hospital websites
Click.

I´m going ham I don´t think that you noticed
Cuz there´s so much bologna all over the focus
Yo… a couple more "yo"s
I´m going spam I don´t think that you noticed
Cuz you got salami all over the camera

Delete your Faceobok to it
My peeps´ teeth are looking like the Bruins´:
black and yellow:
I been revered by a jury of my peers cuz I rapped like I´m under oath my whole career
It´s not a novelty or comedy because I´m into honesty and modesty and never did a robbery

Hmmm… You got the clip that goes boom?
How many cyllinders in it when your whip goes vroom? (vroom)
Because I could give a fuckin´ fuck
I´m overseas with my speech like beach cover-ups (uh)
To you rhymers that are lying saying nothing much
To you vaginas I´m a c-section, I´m a cut above

I open up a beer, check my Gmail, treat beats like a cheap version of a therapist
I´ve had it up to "hear" like a sea sell, crumbs of the cannabis on a can of Sierra Mist
Please! My rap steez different
I got guitars "whaling" like a Japanese fisherman
Plus I got all my words pronounced
I´m no pretender a defender of the herbs and clowns
I put it down

Actually, you put the mic down!

I´m going ham I don´t think that you noticed
Cuz there´s so much bologna all over the focus
Yo… a couple more "yo"s
I´m going spam I don´t think that you noticed
Cuz you got salami all over the camera