I would give you the stars in the sky
But they´re too far away
If you were a hooker, you´d know
I´d be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I´d be suddenly gay

´Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You´re the only girl that I like to screw
When I´m not on the road
When I come home, my dinner´s made
And the front lawn is mowed
I´ll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

´Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain´t nothing that I wouldn´t do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick´s a free spirit
And you can´t restrain it
No, you just can´t chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can´t
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

´Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain´t nothing that I wouldn´t do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah