Say the word if you need work done
Pick up the phone darlin´, dial a prayer
You can call the man with the power in his hand
Well, you can just call the fixer, he still cares

For a couple of bucks, he will straighten your luck
For a little bit more, he will settle the score
For the right kind of dough, he will step on a toe
For a couple of grand, he will riddle your man

Can´t get cash from all those deadbeats?
Can´t get a witness to the crime?
And the cops are all at the doughnut shop
Well, you just call the fixer, he´ll do fine

For a couple of bucks, he will straighten your luck
For a little bit more, he will settle the score
For the right kind of dough, he will step on a toe
For a couple of grand, he will riddle your man

You say your mind was on vacation
The day you signed your life away
And the judge ain´t free until 1993
Well, you just call the fixer, he´s got time

For a couple of bucks, he will straighten your luck
For a little bit more, he will settle the score
For the right kind of dough, he will step on a toe
For a couple of grand, he will riddle your man