Lay my head on the surgeon´s table
Take me fingerprints if you are able
Pick my brains, pick my pockets
Steal my eyeballs and come back for the sockets
Run every kind of test from A to Z
And you´ll still know nothing ´bout me

Run my name through your computer
Mention me in passing to your college tutor
Check my records, check my facts
Check if I paid my income tax
Pore over everything in my C.V.
But you´ll still know nothing ´bout me
You´ll still know nothing ´bout me

You don´t need to read no books on my history
I´m a simple man, it´s no big mystery
In the cold weather, a hand needs a glove
At times like this, a lonely man like me needs love

Search my house with a fine tooth comb
Turn over everything ´cause I won´t be at home
Set up your microscope and tell me what you see
You´ll still know nothing ´bout me