A rat, a rat, I think I smell a rat
Don´t stay stand there get the poison and the bat
Don´t be squeamish, there´s nothing wrong with that
A rat, a rat, got to kill a rat

No one likes a rat
How to kill a rat

Got to kill a rat

A rat, a rat, damn another rat
They´re even worse than a little fluffy cat
Don´t just stand there shoot ´em with a gat
A rat, a rat, how to kill a rat

No one likes a rat
How to kill a rat

well I may not have the best of manners
You´ll never ever hear me say please
But I ain´t here to mess with nobody
I´m just here to get myself some cheese

And I´m too smart to eat the rat poison
And mouse traps really are a bore
I´m looking for something of an extra challenge
Won´t you call the exterminator

For fun I like to wait for him to ambush
Then I dash and slash and scamper cross the floor
Well I´m too quick for him, he´ll never catch me
He´ll just chase me till I´m tired and I´m sore

And I´m too smart to eat the rat poison
And mouse traps really are a bore
I´m looking for something of an extra challenge
Won´t you call the exterminator

A rat, a rat, I think I smell a rat
Don´t stay stand there get the poison and the bat
Don´t be squeamish, there´s nothing wrong with that
A rat, a rat, got to kill a rat

How to kill a rat