I leach off you when things are good
I´m there to kick you when you´re down
But when you need me I´m not there
You´re such a bummer when you´re down

Let´s see - what you need´s a friend
They say - that all you need´s a friend
I know - what you need´s a friend
Hello - I could use a...
What you need´s a friend - all you need´s a friend

And of course we always share
So what I want you better give
And what is yours is mine
And what is mine you can´t have

I´d do anything for you - anything
Just you ask me and it´s done - anything
But everything has its price
You should have read the fine print ha-ha!
Friend. Hi, friend. Friend. It´s me friend!

What you need´s a friend. All you need´s a friend
What you need´s another friend. You never can have
enough friends. Don´t you wanna be my friend?
I´m so glad you´re my friend. Sucker

Of course you know who I am
And I´ll never let you forget
You are stuck with me forever
Or until you have nothin´ more to give