From the ice-age to the dole-age there is but one concern,
That I have just discovered some girls are bigger than others,
Some girls are bigger than others,
Some girl´s mothers are bigger than other girl´s mothers,
Some girls are bigger than others,
Some girls are bigger than others,
Some girl´s mothers are bigger than other girl´s mothers,

As Anthony said to Cleopatra, as he opened a crate of ale,
Oh, I say, some girls are bigger than others,
Some girls are bigger than others,
Some girl´s mothers are bigger than other girl´s mothers,
Some girls are bigger than others,
Some girls are bigger than others,
Some girl´s mothers are bigger than other girl´s mothers,
Send me your pillow,
The one that you dream on,

Send me your pillow,
The one that you dream on,
And I´ll send you mine.