Now they´re planning the crime of the century
Well what will it be?
Read all about their schemes and adventuring
It´s well worth a fee
So roll up and see
And they rape the universe
How they´ve gone from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory?
Rip off the masks and let´s see.
But that´s no right - oh no, what´s the story?
There´s you and there´s me
That can´t be right