Jonathan lives all on his own
He can´t have distraction in the home
He stays locked in most days and nights
Trying to create while the neighbours fight

He says, I don´t have any inspiration
And my subject matter lacks invention

Jonathan´s writing a book you see
It´s gonna be a masterpiece, a feat
He doesn´t have a title or a plot
But he knows what´s good and he knows what´s
not

He says, I don´t have any inspiration
And my subject matter lacks invention
If I only had an opening line
Well I´m sure the rest would turn out fine

He´s planning on at least a thousand pages
It has to be a story for the ages
But from War & Peace to How To Cook
There´s not much left for Jonathan´s Book

He says, I don´t have any inspiration
And my subject matter lacks invention
If I only had an opening line
Well I´m sure the rest would turn out fine