This is a song,
for the ladies
but felas!
Listen closly...

You don´t always have to fuck her hard
in fact, sometimes that´s not right, to do
sometimes you have to make some love
and fucking give her some smooches too

Sometimes you´ve got to squeeze,
sometimes you´ve got to say please,
sometimes you´ve gotta say hey,
i´m gonna fuck you, softly
i´m gonna screw you, gently
i´m gonna hump you, sweetly
i´m gonna ball you, discretly

And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
and then you say, wait a minute silently
I think i´ve got something in my teeth
could you get it out for me?
that´s fucking team work!

What´s your favorite position?
that´s cool with me, it´s not my favorite but i´ll do it for you
what´s your favorite dish?
i´m not gonna cook it, but i´ll order it from Zanzibar

And then i´m gonna love you completly
and then i´ll fucking fuck you discretly
and then i´ll fucking ball you completly
but then,
i´m gonna fuuuuuuck you harrrrrrrdddd... harrrrrrddd...